Chapter 25: Single people have rights too!
Chapter 25: Single people have rights too!
At the beginning of the program, a beautiful rural scene filled the entire screen, making people feel that living in this place is a paradise-level enjoyment, which makes people feel refreshed and yearn for it.
"Xiao Gu, the scenery here is quite nice."
The scenery was nice, but he didn't have time to appreciate it when he participated. All he could think about was how to flatter Chef Huang so as not to be poisoned by his terrible cooking.
I have to go to work, so I don't have time to enjoy the scenery.
He's either on his way to work or on his way to thinking about not having to work.
"Seeing this makes me want to participate too."
"After reading this, you won't want to participate."
Why?
"Keep watching."
The camera then zooms out to show a Kia driving on a rural asphalt road.
The director focused the camera on Zhang Jingyi, who was making a phone call to order food from the Mushroom House. Peng Peng, who was on the phone, frantically tried to guess who the guest was. After guessing wrong three times in a row, everyone in the Mushroom House burst into laughter.
The barrage of comments also sparked a wave of discussion.
[Haha, Peng Peng is hilarious! He guessed three times and still couldn't figure out that the guest was a female celebrity he had worked with.]
Peng Peng's perfectly proportioned physique hit my funny bone. Even though we're not aiming for the idol route, we still need to take better care of our figures!
After Zhang Jingyi ordered her food, she looked to her right, and the camera moved to the right.
The appearance of Zhou Xun, a well-known actress, did not cause a sensation.
"Brother Gu, what would you like to order?" The camera followed Zhang Jingyi's movements once again.
The cunning director filled the entire frame with his face, revealing a handsome face with delicate features and a refreshing, flawless appearance.
The program team also added a caption: No filters, no beauty effects.
A GIF of Liu Yifei captured on CCTV footage.JPG
The screen was filled with question marks [? ? ?].
Is this shot correct, director?
The show has transformed from a leisurely rural program into a talent show; that's quite a change in style.
The number of comments increased exponentially in an instant.
[Who is this newcomer? He's so handsome, he's got a death wish!]
[Everyone, stop arguing. From today onwards, he is my new husband.]
[I was initially sitting down to watch, but then I started looking at it up close. My mom asked me why I was sitting so close, and I didn't dare tell her I was drooling over the screen.]
[You're a little better off than me. I was initially watching standing up, but later I ended up kneeling down to watch because he was so handsome my legs went weak.]
Is he handsome? Compared to me, he's just average.
[This guy is really confident. Did he put a picture of Daniel Wu in the mirror and think it was him?]
It's okay to lie to your buddies, just don't lie to yourself. It's no big deal if they get lied to; you can just laugh it off.
[Please wipe your eyes after you finish typing this, so that tears don't fall onto your phone screen.]
"I wouldn't mind believing what you said, buddy; it might even give you some peace of mind."
[I'm not trying to break your defenses, bro. Wipe away your tears, think about it. Besides your brothers, who else would believe these words of yours?]
[Whose urine is yellow upstairs? Help me wake him up; I can't stand his ordinary yet confident demeanor.]
Those with diabetes should wait a bit; don't let them experience the thrill of sweets.
I have kidney stones, and I've been feeling a bit feverish these past few days, so I'm here to knock them out.
I have uremia, let me take over.
Brother, your crime doesn't warrant death.
The comments sent by netizens further enhanced the show's appeal.
Naza laughed heartily in his arms: "Gu, these netizens' comments are hilarious!"
"What kidney stones? Not a crime punishable by death, hahaha..."
There are so many silly netizens; seeing these comments, he couldn't hold back anymore.
But the show continues.
"Brother Gu, what would you like to order?"
"We've already ordered three dishes, that's enough. It's so hot, we can't let Teacher Huang get tired, let him rest more."
He's not only handsome, but also so considerate. If—and I mean if—he pursued me, what should I do?
[You may take a moment to urinate, look at your reflection, and calmly observe your own appearance to know your true worth.]
[Hey bro, you have a new Ele.me order.]
No need, there's another heavyweight downstairs.
[Get out of the way, everyone, I'm running around in a panic.]
Isn't this a reward for her? Giving her food and drink like this.
The most interesting comments were mostly from fans who admire Gu Luojin's looks, who spammed the comments with the word "husband".
This editing by the director will likely attract a large number of fans to Gu Luojin.
As Nazha said, Gu Luojin's Weibo and Douyin accounts have seen a surge in followers.
Three months ago, his Weibo account had 120,000 followers. Although he was gaining followers every day, the growth rate was too slow.
Thanks to the director's clever maneuvering, his fan base, which had been dormant for many months, began to recover.
He's gaining thousands of followers every minute, and by the time this episode airs, his follower count will have increased by hundreds of thousands.
Sensing danger from another man, Naza pressed herself against his chest, feeling his warmth and heartbeat.
The sensible Gu Luojin hugged Nazha tightly: "They can't take me away from you, I'm yours now."
Naza raised her proud head, asking Gu Luojin for a kiss.
Only after being satisfied did Nazha lower her head and focus her attention on the program.
The two's intimate interaction once again showered the assistant with a dose of PDA, creating a world where only a single person is left heartbroken.
Even dogs and monkeys have protection associations, but his single mom doesn't.
Everyone knows that single people are still dogs, so why can't we protect their human rights?
However, as a single person, her envy was only fleeting.
There are quite a few celebrity couples in this industry who have argued, broken up, feuded, cheated, and divorced.
She's seen it all before, but most people won't resort to extreme measures for the sake of their careers.
Once the incident is exposed and posted online, the party at fault is almost always banned.
However, when it happens in social news, it becomes more extreme.
When in love: poetry and distant places; when not in love: corpses and the police.
When in love: to stay together forever; when love is gone: to hide a corpse in a box.
When in love: taking off pieces one by one; when not in love: stabbing one by one.
When in love: always together; when not in love: scattered about.
When in love: kisses, hugs, and lifting each other high; when not in love: chopping and shredding, stuffing into bags.
After seeing so much, the assistant thinks being single is still the best; being loveless is a carefree life.
Being in a relationship is too extreme; staying single is the safest option.
It's not that I can't afford to date, but being single is more cost-effective.
Everyone says that a petite, dependent woman is good, but she thinks that's just being clueless.
First of all, being single means no arguments, savings won't decrease, and you can enjoy all your salary to yourself.
Don't waste your youth planting rice seedlings; love is nothing compared to being single. No partner, no worries; live happily ever after.
As the saying goes, a one-way journey is a death trap, and unwavering affection will surely lead to a demise.
The assistant couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up, for he had actually summarized so many profound truths.
If Nazha and Gu Ge break up, she will instill these principles in Nazha: don't fall in love, wealth is far more appealing than love.
……
Gu Luojin took a closer look and realized that the video of him sleeping with his head on Zhang Jingyi's shoulder had been cut by Hunan TV at the request of actress Zhou Xun, so that it wouldn't be released.
Zhang Jingyi later told him that Zhou Xun didn't want the two of them to have too much communication, and she kept it a secret from Zhou Xun and contacted Gu Luojin directly.
Otherwise, given Hunan TV's penchant for chasing viewership, they wouldn't let such ambiguous footage go unnoticed.
Today, Zhang Jingyi will be judged by Gu Luojin's fans.
Hey, don't underestimate the bond between solo fans.
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