wavenovel Chapter 14 The Tibetan Fox Director Who Has Seen Through the World's Illusions
Chapter 14 The Tibetan Fox Director Who Has Seen Through the World's Illusions
【Director Fox!】
"Holy crap! A Tibetan fox!"
[Hahaha! That face is so square! Does it spend all its time wondering why its face is so big?]
[Tibetan fox: Foolish two-legged creature, what are you shining that broken flashlight for? Haven't you ever seen a handsome man before?]
Lin Ye looked at the Tibetan fox in the camera lens, which seemed to radiate a mocking aura, and couldn't help but laugh and cry.
As a species unique to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the Tibetan fox is a master at catching mice and is a protected animal under the "Three-Protected" category (and even enjoys first- or second-level protection status in some areas).
Just as Lin Ye was about to step forward to drive it away, the skill "Listen to the Voices of All Things" in his mind suddenly captured the inner monologue of this square-faced Tibetan fox.
Moreover, the voice was extremely deep and full of a sense of world-weariness, much like that of a middle-aged corporate slave who works nine-to-five every day and is brutally beaten down by life.
"Sigh... another two-legged creature making a fuss over nothing."
Tibetan Fox sighed deeply, glancing out of the corner of his eye at the blindingly bright drone.
"So what if I ate a few rats in your pasture? Is it really necessary to come here with searchlights to catch me? Young people these days really have no class at all."
"The rats here are so fat, their meat is so firm, much tastier than those shriveled ones on the next mountain. Looks like it's time to make a deal with these two-legged creatures."
To Lin Ye's astonishment, the expressionless Tibetan fox not only didn't run away, but instead slowly stood up.
It walked to the tall grass beside it, picked up the half-eaten rabbit tail from its mouth, and then, with an extremely irritating gait like an old man taking a stroll, headed straight for the mound lurking in the woods.
"Holy crap, what is it going to do?" Lin Ye was stunned.
The Tibetan fox stopped three meters away from the forest.
It ignored the "bully" general who was baring his teeth and eager to attack, and also ignored the lone snow leopard, the "eunuch" who was hiding behind the forest with his mouth full of beef jerky crumbs.
With its square face, utterly dejected, it arrogantly spat out half of its bloodied rabbit-mouse tail at the foot of the forest.
Then, it raised its right front paw, pointed to the mouse's tail on the ground, and then pointed to the mutated rye meadow in the distance.
In my mind, that weary, middle-aged corporate slave's voice echoed once more:
"Listen, you two-legged creature. This is proof that I just caught a mouse."
"I'll take care of all the rats in this meadow from now on! I guarantee I'll clean it up spotlessly and make sure they don't damage a single blade of grass."
"In exchange, this grassland will be my private canteen. You can't kick me out, and you have to guarantee it will be absolutely quiet here."
"Alright, the contract is complete. Don't look at me with that worshipful gaze; I'm just a heartless killer."
After saying that, the Tibetan fox didn't care whether Lin Ye agreed or not. It gave Lin Ye a disdainful look and turned around to find a hole to sleep comfortably.
Lin Ye looked at the half-eaten rat tail on the ground, then at that square face like a brick, and was completely bewildered.
"What the hell is this equivalent exchange!"
"You're offering half a rat's tail as protection money? You think you can get something for nothing?! Do you really think I'm a philanthropist?!"
Lin Ye was so angry that he laughed, and was about to go up and teach this arrogant and stoic fox a lesson when the general beside him could no longer suppress the violent blood in his body and roared as he charged out!
"Woof! (You ugly freak, how dare you act tough on my general's territory! Prepare to die!)"
Meanwhile, the snow leopard, Gu Gao, hiding in the back, leisurely shifted into a comfortable position, watching the show while secretly plotting in his mind:
"Let's fight! After we're done fighting those two-legged beasts, we'll definitely have to make them a midnight snack. I can take this opportunity to freeload again, hehe..."
......
"Woof! (You ugly freak, how dare you act tough on my general's territory! Prepare to die!)"
With a childish yet extremely fierce roar, the general pounced on the square-faced, expressionless Tibetan fox like a gray-black cannonball!
The ferocious bloodline of the ancient wolf was boiling within its body. If it took a firm bite, even an adult wolf would lose a chunk of flesh.
However, when faced with the menacing "village bully dog," this expressionless Tibetan fox didn't even lift its eyelids.
Its generous face still bore a "three parts mockery and seven parts disdain" expression, just as the general's sharp teeth were about to bite its neck!
"Whoosh—"
The Tibetan fox deftly and gracefully sidestepped to the side.
The general missed his target and, due to the great momentum, landed face-first on the grass in an extremely embarrassing manner, even sliding forward two meters before crashing headfirst into a clod of earth beside him.
"Smack!"
The Tibetan fox extended its right forepaw with great elegance, and even provocatively patted the general's furry rump.
In my mind, that weary, middle-aged corporate slave's voice echoed once more:
"Tsk tsk tsk, these young people nowadays have absolutely no martial ethics. They haven't even grown their pubic hair yet and they're already trying to fight? When I was catching mice on the plateau, you weren't even liquid anymore. Back off! Back off! Back off!"
The general had never suffered such humiliation. It was so angry that it trembled all over and turned around to pounce again.
As a result, for the next five minutes, hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live stream watched an extremely shameful "Northwest Bullfighting (Dog) Performance" for free.
This Tibetan fox was incredibly agile, and its movements were extremely graceful. It didn't retaliate; it just leisurely circled, jumped, and made feints in place.
The general was so exhausted that his tongue was sticking out. He hadn't even touched a single hair on the Tibetan fox. Instead, he was being completely outmaneuvered. His CPU was about to burn out.
"Hahaha! The general has been run around like a dog! Oh no, it was a dog to begin with!"
"That Tibetan fox is so despicable! While it was dodging, it was giving the general that contemptuous look, its mental attack was off the charts!"
[Tibetan Fox: That's it? That's it? Little brother, are you even up to the task?]
[“This is hilarious! This square-faced guy isn’t just expressionless, he’s a master of positioning!”]
Seeing that the general was panting heavily from exhaustion, Lin Ye quickly called it back.
"Alright, General, stop embarrassing yourself. Your short legs can't beat this old fox."
Lin Ye turned his head, looked at the Tibetan fox that had returned to its seat without even catching its breath, and waved helplessly:
"Fine, fine, you're so great. It's just a few mice. Consider this grassland your canteen, I won't kick you out. Hurry up and leave, it's the middle of the night, I don't have time to watch you pretend to be profound."
After saying that, Lin Ye turned around, taking with him the dejected general and the snow leopard Gu Gao, who had already eaten all the beef jerky in his backpack and was licking his lips, and prepared to head back home.
However, just as Lin Ye turned around, the Tibetan fox's extremely sensitive nose twitched twice.
Its gaze passed over Lin Ye's face and fixed on Lin Ye's tactical boots, which were tinged with a very faint trace of the aura of the [Life Spring Water] from the previous planting and watering.
Those perpetually squinty eyes miraculously widened by a millimeter at this moment!
[A rare picture of wide-eyed stares]
"Huh? This aroma... such a rich, vibrant scent! It's a million times more intoxicating than this mutated grass! Absolutely top-notch!"
"This two-legged creature actually possesses such divine-level treasures? Following him, I'll definitely be able to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle!"
Then, an extremely bizarre scene unfolded.
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