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Chapter 13 Girls' Dormitory

This was clearly an unbearable burden for life, and all the laughs that He Man had accumulated throughout the day finally coalesced at this moment, triggering an ecological reaction—

"Goose, goose, goose..."

The steam goose hurriedly covered its mouth and collapsed onto the table as if all its strength had left it, the table legs rattling like a Gatling gun.

Liu Lan steadied herself on the table, her eyes filled with a benevolent and approving gaze that betrayed her having seen it all. Then, in a fit of childish eccentricity, she exclaimed, "To be able to laugh with such decadent sounds? Truly a blessing for us, the sect's prodigies!"

"Goose...goose goose goose goose goose..."

"Ahem!" Old Yang suddenly appeared at the door like a ghost: "Shan Heman, come with me for a moment. Never mind, everyone in your group, come with me!"

"belch!"

Dan Heman was so startled that she burped, but Liu Lan quickly swallowed it back: "Relax, it's just a dormitory assignment~"

As soon as Old Yang turned the corner on the stairs, he started complaining about these nagging dads: "Lu Chi, can't you just say what you want to say? Can you stop making Lu Ying come to me all the time? Last time, when she called out 'Brother Yang~', your teacher's wife almost scattered my ashes. Now, my legs start to cramp whenever I see her!"

Lu Chi casually slipped two packs of cigarettes into Old Yang's pocket: "Isn't this in class..."

"When have you ever actually attended class properly, you brat?" Old Yang shuddered. "What are you doing! What are you doing! This is unbecoming! Is this something a student should be doing?! You even brought cigarettes to school? There are security cameras! Are you trying to get me fired?"

"I advise you not to take it out; the security camera blocked it!" Lu Chi, with his dark and cunning nature, even spoke in a ruthless tone: "Has your teacher's wife been so strict lately?"

"It wasn't for nothing that I've worked like a slave for you... Wait, wait a minute, how did you know?"

"Master, you still haven't transferred the seven yuan for the chicken leg I owed you at noon!"

"You...I...I forgot!" Old Yang exclaimed angrily, pulling out his phone: "Transfer it now!"

"Spinning, why did you stop?"

"Sigh, you all know your teacher's wife, she's pregnant now, and she has a terrible temper. Lately, she's been bored at home with no classes and has been spending all her time lecturing me..."

"Congratulations on having a child late in life! You'd better not let your teacher's wife hear anything other than your promotion, including secretly buying cigarettes again."

"A daughter! A daughter in my old age!" Old Yang emphasized repeatedly as if facing a formidable enemy, patting his pocket as if giving himself some kind of energy-gathering buff: "I know what I'm doing. You don't smoke, so I can't let you, um, junior, send something else. You're so young and doing this."

Lu Chi was too lazy to argue with him: "Did you get the dorm sorted out?"

"This is nothing. We're all in the same class anyway. You're underestimating your teacher. It's just a matter of a word!" Old Yang straightened his back. "Ran Qingfeng and Liu Lan, why don't you go back and pack your things?"

Liu Lan waved her hand dismissively, "No need!"

Ran Qingfeng was actually a little speechless: "We just arrived yesterday, there's nothing to pack up, we haven't even set up our stall yet!"

Liu Lan said, "Perfect timing! Guys, could you please get some hot water for our dorm later?"

Zhou Zijin patted her chest and said confidently, "It's all included!"

Lu Chi clicked his tongue: "Then you get eight and I'll get six, fill them up. Do you have a thermos?"

Dan Heman: "No..."

Zhou Zijin's head was buzzing: "Wait a minute, didn't you just say 'Young Master Duo'?!"

"Fourteen!" Liu Lan's thoughts were clear: "Not counting Aman's five people in our dorm, I have five, Fengzi has three, Ziqing has two, Ningning has two, and then there are Weixi and Jiang Jing!"

Zhou Zijin's lips trembled: "The school supermarket is having a sale? Your family sells thermos flasks?"

Liu Lan snorted, "What do you capitalists know? This is called being prepared. Girls need hot water in many places, and it's very common!"

"I want to get it done in one trip; I don't want to have to make a second trip!"

Lu Chi's words became the final bell that broke the camel's back. Thinking about the scene of carrying four thermos flasks and then having to go home and work with durian and Sister Zhi, Zhou Zijin felt that it wouldn't be a bad idea to pay for a water heater for their dormitory.

The girls' dormitory was locked up tight. Old Yang tried to use his connections to get in, but failed. He also tried to find his teacher's certificate, but failed. In the end, his connections were no match for Lu Chi, the local bigwig. He just called out "Sister" and was let in.

Old Yang sighed deeply.

He was a bit reserved and didn't have any quirks. Except for school-organized dormitory checks and special circumstances, he had never entered the girls' dormitory alone. When they saw Shan Heman's luggage that she had left with the aunt, the group looked at each other in surprise. Old Yang looked up at the sky and began to study the structure of the ceiling intently.

"That's all?"

"Um..."

Zhou Zijin hurriedly picked up a bag of clothes and started typing furiously on her phone as she walked. Liu Lan, with her sharp eyes, picked up a plastic basin. Ran Qingfeng, having run out of things to do, simply took Shan Heman's arm with Zhu Gaizhi on either side and whispered and laughed as they went upstairs.

Old Yang followed slowly behind, speaking to Lu Chi in a very shrewd tone: "I won't say much more. You've all seen it. Once you're in your group of troublemakers, you're one of us. Take good care of Xiao Dan in every way. That girl's family situation isn't very good. Hmm, she's an exceptionally good student. She wouldn't normally be in our class, or she'd only stay for a while before leaving."

Lu Chi, carrying the bedding, asked, "Shift Zero?"

"Hmm..." Old Yang's lips twitched, thinking to himself, "What have I, Old Yang, the roly-dog of the Wild Dog Class, done to deserve the genius of Class Zero? Xiao Dan is a little unbalanced in his studies."

Lu Chiyi pointed to himself: "No, not my son? Me?"

"Ah!" Old Yang suddenly started barking like a dog, "What do you think? Otherwise, would I send such an honest, innocent girl like this next to you? Only a dog would believe that a rabbit doesn't eat the grass near its burrow! Chinese and English! Especially English! You know what I mean, right?"

"Tch, Old Yang, you've even learned to threaten people now, Madam..."

"Stop, stop, stop! By the way, tell me first, how did you meet the dorm supervisor downstairs? Do you come here often? Let me tell you, although even a powerful dragon can't suppress a local snake, a teacher for a day is a father for life. Don't force me to move Ran Qingfeng and Liu Lan to another group!"

"Nonsense! Change it now! Master Yang, what kind of spell did you cast on your wife when you were young? How could you find a wife with such low emotional intelligence! What 'Auntie'? Where's the 'Auntie'? Is 'Auntie' something someone of your caliber should call someone? Don't you have any self-awareness! You should call her 'Little Sister'!"

"I...when I was young, I was a famous handsome young man for miles around...handsome and strong!" Old Yang, having reached the third floor and entered the corridor, felt a tightness in his chest and was already panting heavily: "How did we meet?"

"She comes to my mountain every spring to pick wild vegetables. We've run into each other a few times, and that's how we got to know each other!"

"hiss..."

The chest tightness is gone, but my teeth are starting to hurt. Damn the landlord class.

There really wasn't much in the girls' dormitory; some people hadn't even opened their suitcases yet, and there was only a quilt casually spread out on the bed.

Of course, it doesn't smell good at all.

Ran Qingfeng sat somewhat awkwardly on her bunk, only her mouth remaining defiant: "What's wrong? Disappointed? Is Xiao Chunan like this?"

Lu Chi glanced at her: "Why are you always targeting me?"

"She holds grudges!"

"What grudge could I possibly have against her?"

Then, Liu Lan blurted out in an extremely wild tone, "Senior, you used to crawl into other people's beds in kindergarten, and then you stopped. That's so awful! Not only did you not eat, but you also overturned the table. I have to hold a grudge like that! Who can tolerate that?!"

"Liu Lan! You're dead!"

"Help me, help me, help me!"

Zhou Zijin tugged at Lu Chi and grabbed a stack of thermos flasks: "Shall we fill up some water first?"

Lu Chi: "Let's go!"