Chapter 850 Zhao Xiangjun at 200 Years Old
Chapter 850 Zhao Xiangjun at 200 Years Old
"Chen Xiao, I'm leaving. I'm leaving this place that hurts me so much."
I wanted to tell him to get lost, but seeing his sorrowful expression, I decided against it. He really was heartbroken at that moment!
"You left your number; who knows, she might contact you later!"
"No, after this happened, I don't have the face to pursue her anymore. How could she suddenly have diarrhea? This must be a warning from God, reminding me not to be delusional!"
What God reminding you? It's me reminding you!
"Yeah, she owns three houses and drives a luxury car! How could I possibly be worthy of her? Damn God, why did you have to remind me of this in this way instead of helping me get rich and giving me the financial means to match hers!"
Chen Xiao stared blankly at him. "God probably didn't expect you to mind this much. Should I ask God to grant you another period of wealth?"
Diao Nan chuckled, "You're treating? Forget it, you should worry about yourself first. If you end up with my sister, there will be plenty of expenses to pay for."
Huh? Chen Xiao was confused: "Diao Chan is very frugal with money!"
Diao Nan pondered for a moment, then straightened her expression, becoming extremely serious: "Chen Xiao, I feel that my cousin treats you differently; you might have a chance. So, there's something I need to tell you."
Chen Xiao nodded slightly, signaling him to speak.
"Diao Chan has been in poor health since childhood and has always been a sickly person. When she was little, her uncle and aunt consulted an old fortune teller who said she wouldn't live past 28!"
"Damn it!" Chen Xiao cursed.
"Can you be a little more reliable? You actually believe this?"
"You can't deny it, that old fortune teller is incredibly accurate. Several people from our hometown have been predicted by him—"
Several? Chen Xiao couldn't help but have doubts! He had always been an atheist, but now that he had a system, metaphysics might not be entirely unbelievable!
Even if the old fortune teller Diao Nan mentioned was wrong, Diao Chan's poor health is still a problem!
Have you taken her to the hospital for a check-up?
Diao Nan shook her head: "She's been afraid of going to the hospital since she was little, saying she can't stand the smell of medicine!"
"Bullshit!" Chen Xiao cursed. "Go for a physical exam, do you smell any medicine? If that doesn't work, go to Jiangzhou Hospital, they have a special..."
"Exclusive to what?"
"Never mind, it's nothing!" Chen Xiao realized she'd been talking nonsense; Diao Chan's monthly income wasn't even enough to cover the cost of a private ward for one day. She wouldn't go even if a knife were held to her throat!
"Alright, Chen Xiao, I'm leaving! I'll treat you to dinner when I get my salary!"
This guy is really something else! He hasn't even solved his basic needs for food and clothing, and he was thinking about pursuing Tan Yun!
"You just said you still owe Diao Chan 5 yuan?"
"Damn it, Chen Xiao, you and my sister aren't even officially dating yet, are you? She lent me money months ago, you have no right to ask me for it back!"
"You have a persecution complex, don't you?" Chen Xiao said irritably. "Don't say it has nothing to do with me. Even if it did, I've made thousands of 5 yuan while chasing you for debts!"
"Didn't you say she was short of money? I'll lend you 5 yuan, and you'll pay her back?"
"5 yuan? I refuse!" Diao Nan declared righteously and resolutely! Chen Xiao had to look at him with new respect; this guy actually had the integrity to remain uncorrupted by wealth!
"Only 50,000? Who do you think you are? You should at least add a zero!"
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You bastard, you praised me too soon! Chen Xiao realized this guy was truly terrifyingly "despicable"!
"Haha, I was just kidding. You don't need to borrow it. I can pay it back after working for two months! Let me tell you, I'm a high-level white-collar worker who earns 3 a month!"
Chen Xiao only wanted to help him out and alleviate Diao Chan's financial pressure. Diao Chan only earns about 10,000 yuan a month, and after lending him 50,000 yuan, he's probably already short of money.
Diao Nan didn't want it, and he didn't force her; it wasn't a big deal anyway!
Just as Diao Nan was about to leave, he leaned over again with a wicked grin on his face: "Chen Xiao, you're so young, yet you have quite a bit of savings. You lent me 5 yuan so easily!"
Chen Xiao smiled calmly: "It's alright, 5 yuan isn't much!"
"Show-off, you're such a show-off! If I didn't know you were a salesman, I'd think you were a big boss! Hey, let me tell you, you didn't secretly do that thing that betrayed my sister, did you?"
Chen Xiao was a little confused by his train of thought. "What is it?"
"You're so young, and you have so much savings. You didn't work part-time at a nightclub after your regular job, did you?"
Chen Xiao was stunned. "You bastard, you're asking for death!"
Diao Nan thought he didn't understand, so she added, "So you're saying you didn't go out to sell yourself, right?"
Where's my medicine? Where's my medicine? Even if this bastard is lying in the bathroom this time, I won't have the heart to send someone to save him!
"Alright, alright, that's good, I'm leaving!" Diao Nan stood up gracefully. "Let's have dinner next month!"
As Chen Xiao watched his departing figure, she realized that this was the first time in her life she had ever been so desperate to poison someone!
A new message suddenly appeared in Chen Xiao's mind, and he temporarily abandoned his plan to poison Diao Nan! The system sent a text message, and he immediately opened it:
[Ding~ Mission Completed]
[Task objective: Work at Dr. Feng Robotics Technology Group for one day and generate over 1 million RMB in business for the company (1.1 million RMB has already been achieved!)]
Completion Rewards: Constitution +2, Dedication +2, Endurance +2, Feng Feifei's Constitution +2!
He didn't bother to look at the remaining notifications, which were all because Ma Jing had gone to the finance department to collect her bonus—an extra "Dedication Bonus" awarded by the system!
Immediately call Feng Feifei: "Feifei, where are you?"
"I'm in the office! I just arrived a little while ago, working on some documents!" "Um... do you feel anything unusual?"
Feng Feifei misunderstood him: "Chen Xiao, you were up all night yesterday, and you're still not behaving properly at the company!"
"Cough, cough! I was asking how you are feeling?"
Feng Feifei stretched and said, "Chen Xiao, it's strange. When I first arrived at the company, I felt a bit tired! But after working for half an hour, I felt refreshed, and all the fatigue disappeared!"
"What does this have to do with work? It's all thanks to your manhood!" Chen Xiao was overjoyed. It really worked! This task is great! Damn system, hurry up and give me a task to improve my Xiangjun's physique!
Feng Feifei spat lightly, "You're so shameless~ Okay, I'm going back to work now, I have a lot of documents that need to be approved!"
I knew she had misunderstood me again. It was all my fault for telling her it was a nutrient solution that could nourish her body every time I gave her the injection!
Without further explanation, Chen Xiao, in high spirits, downed his cup of Longjing tea in one gulp, even forgetting his earlier thought of "poisoning" Diao Nan! Now, all he could think about was how to activate the system task that would enhance his woman's physique!
In the evening, at [Xishan Linyu]
Chen Xiao lay on the bed, holding Zhao Xiangjun, and suddenly whispered in her ear, "Xiangjun, should I be careful?"
Zhao Xiangjun reached out and pinched him. "Didn't you just come back from He Qing's place?"
Chen Xiao chuckled twice, "I'm not a lecher, I just haven't spent much time with you in a long time."
"Chen Xiao, you're acting a bit strange today," Zhao Xiangjun knew him all too well. He usually held back desperately, afraid of hurting her and the baby in her womb; why was he suddenly so eager today?
It's not that couples can't be intimate at this time of year, but Zhao Xiangjun is worried about the impact on the child, so she's been having He Qing and the others come and stay with her lately.
Chen Xiao did indeed have ulterior motives. During the day, he guessed that the activation of the task to improve Feng Feifei's physique today was related to his time with Feng Feifei yesterday, so he went to see He Qing first in the evening. However, to his disappointment, the system did not activate the task!
However, he still felt it was related to this. In order to activate the task of improving Xiangjun's physique as soon as possible, and having endured it for so long, he was really craving it, so he finally spoke up!
"Cough, cough!"
"Xiangjun, if I told you that this can cure all diseases, would you believe me?!"
"I don't believe you!" Zhao Xiangjun pressed her face against his chest without hesitation for a second.
Chen Xiao placed his hand on her round, plump buttocks and kneaded them. "Why?"
"You're quite ill yourself, yet you're trying to heal others! *Pfft*!" With that, she gently bit his chest again, then looked up and said, "Hey, Chen Xiao, have you practiced Iron Shirt? I couldn't even leave a bite mark!"
Chen Xiao lightly slapped her smooth, round bottom in exasperation, "You're asking for it!"
He hadn't dared to touch her before; Zhao Xiangjun's allure to him was extraordinary. The smooth, silky feel of her touch sent a shiver down his spine; how could he possibly resist!
"Xiangjun, I can't take it anymore, I really can't hold back!"
To his dismay, while he was still operating the system, Xiangjun had fallen soundly asleep.
He could only give up halfway, quietly lying to the side, looking up at the sky and sighing – being too strong also has its troubles!
Ding!
In the quiet night, Chen Xiao heard it exceptionally clearly, and his mind immediately cleared. He turned his attention to the system interface!
[Task issued:] Before he even had a chance to read the contents, Chen Xiao was overjoyed. It worked! It really worked! Wahahahahaha!
After a moment of smug laughter, he focused his mind on the task details again, and his face immediately darkened: System, you scoundrel, you can't stop playing pranks, can you?
[Task issued: In view of the fact that the host often recalls the various scenes of his first meeting with Zhao Xiangjun, this system, in the spirit of helping others achieve their dreams, issues the following task: Eat for free for three consecutive days!]
Task Instructions: 1. You cannot freeload off family members or close friends; otherwise, the task is considered invalid. 2. You must eat three meals a day, without missing a single one!
"Damn it, I refuse!" Chen Xiao was furious. "When have I ever eaten for free? When I first met Xiang Jun, I only ate for free because of that 'opposite-sex blessing fund' from the damn system. And now, the damn system is mocking me!"
However, upon closer inspection of the mission rewards, I realized I was doomed. Not only could I not refuse, I had to complete it at all costs!
[Task Rewards: Constitution +2, Dedication +2, Endurance +2, Zhao Xiangjun's Constitution +2]
He hit a nerve. For Xiangjun's +2 physique, he'd do anything, even beg for food for three days, let alone eat for free for three days!
But this task, though seemingly simple, is not so easy to complete. Eating nine free meals over three consecutive days is quite a challenge, definitely much harder than begging with an iron bowl!
Thinking about his mission, Chen Xiao gradually drifted off to sleep.
In his dream, he increased Zhao Xiangjun's physique to 200 by eating for free, and the two lived happily together for 200 years!
"Chen Xiao, Chen Xiao—", Chen Xiao smacked his lips, "Xiang Jun, you're 200 years old, but your voice still sounds like a little girl's."
Standing by the bed, Zhao Xiangjun's beautiful eyes widened. 200 years old? "Chen Xiao, get up quickly and let the doctor take a look. You've been quite ill these past few days!"
Huh? Chen Xiao slowly opened his eyes. Zhao Xiangjun's features were exquisite, completely different from the elegant 200-year-old woman in his dream. Only then did he realize that he was dreaming!
"Ah, Xiangjun, you're up so early?" He yawned as he sat up, thinking to himself that these physique stats were beneficial to health, which must have increased lifespan. These stats might actually correspond to a certain lifespan.
"Still early? It's past 9 o'clock," Zhao Xiangjun said, leaning closer to him. "You're acting a little strange today. You usually get up before 9 o'clock. Auntie has already prepared breakfast for you!"
It's past 9 o'clock? Chen Xiao jumped out of bed!
"Xiangjun, I'm going to wash up," she said, rushing into the bathroom before poking her head out again: "I'm not eating at home!"
"No, breakfast is good for your stomach, you must eat it."
Uh, Xiangjun, I'm doing this for your own good, why don't you appreciate it? "I'm going out to eat!"
"It's so late, most of the breakfast places are about to close!"
"Damn it!" Zhao Xiangjun's words reminded Chen Xiao! He rushed into the bathroom, finished washing up in 3 minutes, and then sprinted out like a 100-meter dash: "Xiangjun, I'm going out, I have something to do!"
Zhao Xiangjun, heavily pregnant, moved slowly. Taking the elevator downstairs, she saw He Qing staring in astonishment at the door. "Sister Xiangjun, what's wrong with him? He seems a little off!"
"Sigh—", Zhao Xiangjun said with a mix of worry and acceptance, "When has he ever been normal?"
Inside the Rolls-Royce Phantom, Chen Xiao directed the driver to find a breakfast shop that was still open. It was almost ten o'clock, and many breakfast shops had already closed; he was getting anxious!
"Boss, there's a ramen shop up ahead! They serve both breakfast and lunch, and they're open all night!"
"Okay, let's go then—" Chen Xiao was not only worried that the place was closed, but also worried that there would be no customers inside, otherwise how could he get a free meal!
"By the way, park further away, I'll ride my bike there!" Driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom to eat for free is too weird; the owner might make me pawn the car there, haha!
It was 10 o'clock, and the noodle shop was almost empty. When Chen Xiao entered the shop, he happened to see a woman ordering food at the counter.
Seizing the opportunity, he strode over! (End of Chapter)
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