The era of top influencers that started with illiteracy

Chapter 28: I'm such a human being!

Three and a half hours.

The plane landed at Shashi Airport.

Because it's first class, you can use the VIP lane.

Therefore, Shen Jian and Liang Mu Ma Sichun and the others left the airport terminal ahead of time.

I was pretty lucky.

They were not photographed by airport fans or hidden paparazzi along the way.

In fact, if celebrities want to, there are ways to avoid being photographed at the airport.

Airports are often completely surrounded by crowds.

Most of the time, it's the companies that deliberately leak celebrities' flight schedules, intending to get fans to greet them at the airport, in order to create an atmosphere and generate buzz.

However, Ma Sichun did not announce her schedule this time, and the "Refrigerator" program team did not announce any recording information.

That's why I didn't encounter any of Ma Sichun's fans waiting for me at the airport.

I came out of the airport.

It was already six o'clock in the evening, and the sky was getting dark.

Compared to the slight chill of autumn in the north, the temperature in Shashi remains warm and humid.

"Ah, that feels so good!"

Shen Jian took a deep breath.

I feel refreshed and invigorated.

This was his first time visiting Shashi, and he had long heard that it was famous for its delicious food.

So I'm thinking about whether to invite Ryoki and Masuzumi along to try some local late-night snacks.

The result was three faces that looked extremely tired.

"What's wrong? You look tired. Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Ryogi: "..."

Sister Zhou: "..."

Ma Sichun: "..."

Hearing Shen Jian's words.

The three of them were speechless.

Don't you have any self-awareness about whether you slept well or not?

The flight took a total of three and a half hours.

Your stand-up comedy lasted three and a half hours!

When Ma Sichun got sleepy while telling stories, she woke Liangmu up to continue the story. When Liangmu couldn't keep up, she told the story to Sister Zhou instead.

Is this something a human being would do?

"You're such a talkative person, the best conversationalist I've ever met," Ma Sichun commented.

"I disagree," Shen Jian retorted seriously. "Sister Chun, actually I'm from i."

Ma Sichun was shocked: "You're not even human?"

Sister Zhou: "..."

Sister Zhou, who was standing to the side, could hardly bear to listen anymore.

Have you ever seen a person ask a flight attendant to refill their coffee so that others would listen to them speak?

She fell asleep on the plane.

As a result, Shen Jian insisted on serving him three more cups of coffee and listened to his ramblings for an hour.

My heart is still pounding.

"Alright, stop chatting, our car is here," Sister Zhou interrupted.

Just then, a minivan pulled up in front.

Sister Zhou pulled Ma Sichun along, saying, "We're not in the same hotel as them, and we're not going the same way, so we'll have to go our separate ways. See you when we start filming."

Liangmu waved his hand: "Okay, see you then."

In this announcement, Shen Jian's identity is actually similar to that of the Mercury Intelligence Agency last time.

They were planted here to gain exposure on TV shows.

So she wasn't a celebrity guest, didn't receive an appearance fee, and even had to do Yang Tianzhen a favor.

Ma Sichun is different; she is a genuine celebrity guest.

So her hotel was arranged in advance by the production team.

Shen Jian and Liang Mu stayed at a hotel near Mango TV.

Ma Sichun looked at Liang Mu: "Then how will you get there? If not, we'll take you there first."

Liangmu waved his hand: "No need, the hotel offers airport pickup, we'll be there in a bit."

"Alright then." Ma Sichun nodded, then looked at Shen Jian: "Then, little brother, we'll be going now."

[King of Jokes (Level 2): 43/200]

Looking at Ma Sichun, who seemed a little tired.

And the results I achieved in three and a half hours.

Shen Jian put aside his idea of ​​having a late-night snack together.

A strange feeling of sympathy welled up inside me.

Being a celebrity is tough; running around for gigs is really exhausting.

"Come on, Chun-jie, get some rest. I can tell you don't sleep well, that won't do. Zhou-jie too, your dark circles are so heavy."

Ma Sichun: "Uh... okay."

Sister Zhou: "..."

Is this even human?

Afterwards, Sister Zhou felt like she couldn't breathe properly.

The car door slammed shut.

Quickly tell the driver to start the car and drive away.

She felt that if she listened to that guy even once more, she would be spitting blood.

After Ma Sichun left.

Shen Jian and Liang Mu also got into the hotel's shuttle bus.

Turn on your phone and connect to a signal.

Then I saw three voice messages from Yang Tianzhen.

[///45 seconds]

[///////50 seconds]

[///30 seconds]

Such a long voice message.

They must have said a lot.

Shen was moved.

As expected, Sister Yang still cares about me. It's my first time going on a business trip so far away, and she's worried about me.

After thinking about it, I clicked on the 50-second one.

"Shen Jian! I'm warning you..."

Long press and delete.

really,

Some words are best left unsaid.

Liangmu: "Let me let you know I'm safe in the group chat."

Shen Jian: "You report it."

Liangmu: "Okay."

Shen Jian: "By the way, Ah Liang, how about we... tonight?"

Liangmu: "I'm not going."

Shen Jian: "I haven't said anything yet."

Ryoki: "I'm sleepy."

Shen Jian: "╮(╯▽╰)╭".

...

We arrived at the hotel.

The two checked in.

Liangmu was too tired, so after giving a few more instructions, he went back to his room to sleep.

Shen Jian, of course, would not waste this precious time.

It's a rare opportunity for a publicly funded trip.

I'll definitely take this opportunity to do a live stream and build up my persona.

Stepping out of the hotel, I walked onto the busy driveway.

Shen Jian directly opened the backend.

A pop-up notification for the live stream was sent.

Viewers began flooding into the live stream.

As expected, the opening was another round of greetings from family members.

Live stream chat:

[Oh my gosh! Who's this? Isn't this the illiterate superstar? You still remember the live stream!]

[Hey big star, how's it going? You've been sidelined already?]

I suggest you get a junior high school diploma first.

[King of Memes, if you don't stream, I'll have no one to laugh at anymore.]

[Wait, this guy's background looks familiar... Holy crap! Shashi! You're in Shashi?]

[They went to Shashi, are they filming a movie?]

[Seriously, are you serious, investors? Are you really going to promote him?]

Looking at the comments in the live stream.

Shen Jian's heart was filled with nostalgia.

Back then, he led this group of lovely family members through three months of fierce competition in the live streaming industry.

"Family members, long time no see! I'm in Shashi for a TV show, and now I'm going to try some local food. Any recommendations?"

[You're something else, remembering us while enjoying delicious food.]

[Go eat at Benluobao.]

[Hey buddy, that's not right. Where are your manager or assistant?]

[Damn! You're all alone, are you trying to hook up with a female fan?!]

[Oh no, I think this time it's for real! Could it be that he really became a celebrity and is now making a fortune in Shashi?!]

[Shen Jian, you can't do that! If you dare to date a female fan, I wish you a monthly income of 8,000 from now on!]

[Holy crap, you're ruthless!]

[......]

Shen Jian smiled and said, "You guys figured that out?"

[!!!]

[Depend on!]

[Not a buddy, you...]

[Did they really make a date? And then what?]

[Tell me! Tell me now!]

Shen Jian: "I just sent her a private message, and she replied. She's a nice person, not at all pretentious, and we chatted for a bit..."

She must have been studying medicine; the first thing she asked me was if I was sick.

[???]

[......]

Shen Jian: "To be honest, I was really touched that you cared about me so much after we just started chatting."

However, I guess her major in college was probably biology. I don't really understand what the "toad eating a swan" analogy is.

Unfortunately, her family wasn't well-off, and she told me there was no way she could get away with it!

Sigh, but she was also very hardworking and multi-talented. She probably knew how to tell fortunes, and in the end she asked me what kind of fortune she wanted to tell.

I suggested we calculate her fortune, but she didn't reply in the end. Maybe she was insecure.

[? ? ? ]

[......]

[Pfft, hahaha!]

[Damn, I've been listening for ages, turns out they're just telling jokes!]

[Wow, you've got a good joke!]

[Haha, that's hilarious! I knew that even if an illiterate person became a celebrity, they wouldn't be able to find a girlfriend!]

[Okay, there's another joke this week.]

[One more hilarious joke]

[Public speaking performance +1]