wavenovel Chapter 868 This Is Too Realistic
Chapter 868 This Is Too Realistic
Chapter 868 This Is Too Realistic
At this time, Zhao Quan began to doubt Li Hongju's white-haired Pomeranian.
Subconsciously turned around and looked towards the dean's room, and happened to see the white-haired Hiromi lying on the window sill looking this way.
What's more strange is that the white-haired Pomeranian is pulling its lips sideways at this time, baring its dog teeth, with a sneering look of a villain's success, which is quite absurd besides being weird!
However, what is even more absurd is that when Zhao Quan found out that it was laughing, it closed its mouth instantly and pretended to be a dog.
He even opened his mouth again and yawned afterwards, as if to cover up the humanized ridicule before.
"Why, this dead dog is good at acting? If he is so good at acting, why doesn't he participate in a variety show? Your uncle!"
Combining Xiaosong's report, the experience of the former dean's room and the witness at this moment, Zhao Quan confirmed one thing——
He was cheated by a dog!
An ordinary dog certainly wouldn't have such a high IQ, this thing is very abnormal.
But thinking about his own strength, thinking about what Zhao Zhenfa said before, Zhao Quan felt that this possibility had finally appeared.
Zhao Zhenfa told him at the time that the world was going to change, not just people, but all species.
When flash floods and volcanoes erupt, the disaster is for all species, not just humans.
Similarly, when the world changes, regardless of blessings or disasters, it is also facing all species.
So Zhao Quan has reason to believe that this dog's change is also one of them.
It's just that as someone who never wants to suffer, Zhao Quan will of course fight back, even if the opponent is a dog!
"What's wrong with the dog spirit, I'll fuck you up first before talking about it!"
After stuffing the snacks in his hand to Xiaosong, Xiaosong walked away in a hurry.
Obviously, this is the real reason why he ran over to set him up, almost looking pitiful.
But as for whether he will fall into Xiaohong's pit again and be tempted by the beauty to take away the delicious food, that's hard to say.
During the distance from the orphanage to the gate, Zhao Quan searched for the idea of cheating dogs in his mind.
After getting in the car, Zhao Quan had an idea in his heart, so he called Lu Dong directly and asked him to work.
After driving away from the orphanage, Zhao Quan put down the seat and lay down in the car, waiting quietly for Lu Dong to come to operate.
However, Lu Dong didn't wait for the operation. Instead, he waited for a message on WeChat to apply for adding friends.
The verification application said: Aunt Bai introduced it.
It was very clear, one could tell at a glance that it was the daughter-in-law introduced by Bai Yue'e.
But the seven words posted on the verification body, why do you have a sense of sight when you read it as if you were introduced to whoring chicken?
After the application was approved, within half a minute, the other party sent a text message: "Are you Zhao Quan?"
He is a very direct person, and he doesn't even have the most basic greeting words like 'Hello'.
Zhao Quan replied 'yes', but felt that it seemed a bit too blunt, thinking about finding a soft word to replace it.
But before he could find the soft words, the other party sent a new message, "Aunt Bai said you have a sweet mouth."
Now we can talk about the capital that Zhao Quan is proud of. These years, he has wandered around the rivers and lakes among the beauties. What is it that does not depend on appearance, strength?Fart, of course it depends on that mouth covered with sugar and honey!
Thus, all his arrogance and complacency were released violently through words——
"Well, this is nothing to me. I can be sweet when I open my mouth, which will definitely make you happy."
After the message was sent, there was no reply for a long time.
Zhao Quan thought, I didn't brag, why didn't you reply?
Glancing at the screen again, he realized what the problem was——
Because of the pinyin input method, he mistyped a sweet character and became licked.
Sweet and lick are spelled the same, but their meanings are vastly different.
"Fuck, shit, the pinyin input method killed people!!!"
Now it's a big blow, it doesn't matter if he offends someone, anyway, he didn't intend to be a real relative anyway, just waiting for Lu Dong's arrival to pass the time.But what if someone complains to Bai Yue'e afterwards?
Zhao Quan could even imagine why the girl complained to Bai Yue'e: What kind of thing did you introduce to me? You are simply a rascal!
So Zhao Quan quickly sent a message to explain, "I made a typo, what I want to say is, I can be sweet when I open my mouth!"
The message is sent, and the system prompts: The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party.
Fortunately, the other party left a phone number in WeChat, so he sent a message to explain to someone, solemnly explaining that the relationship between sweetness and licking is actually just a handicap for a while, without any pornographic factors.
After a sincere apology, the other party reluctantly forgave, and re-added his WeChat.
Zhao Quan was about to continue to apologize, but the other party's WeChat text message came over.
This text message fully confirms Bai Yue'e's previous evaluation of her as a "real girl".
This girl is real, what she asked was, "Let's all have fun, I'm not a first-time girl, do you have a house and a car?"
I am Nima, am I really real?Zhao Quan can't handle this kind of chatting for a while!
It felt as if he was walking on the street, and suddenly a beautiful woman led him into a small alley, and then asked him, "Young man, 600 yuan for fun?"
He said, "No kidding, it's expensive, is it in 5 yuan?"
Then the pretty woman stomped her feet fiercely, "5 yuan is also won, come on!"
Who can stand this kind of conversation?
But if I can't bear it, I have to go back. After all, people have asked, so Zhao Quan replied: "There is a house and a car."
Soon, the other party sent a new message, "It's okay, it's much better than those idiots who don't have a house or a car, at least they have self-knowledge. Then introduce, what is a car and what is a house? "
Since the question was so specific, Zhao Quan naturally couldn't be perfunctory, so he could only reply seriously: "The car is not good, it is a new energy vehicle, so I bought one while taking advantage of the discount, which can be regarded as answering the call."
"So I bought a second-hand permanent 28 big bar. Although it is a seventh-hand car, I think it's okay. When I caught up with the traffic jam in the city, neither Ferrari nor Maserati could outrun me. This is the result of my small pedaling."
"The house... isn't bad. The total area is nearly 500 square meters. They have three sets and two sets. I have an eighteen set. After all, it's a place to live, right?"
"Every room is full of home appliances and you can check in with your bag. You can live in whichever you want, but the price is different. Some are 30 a night, and some are 300 a night."
"By the way, if you want to come over, not only will you stay at 300 a night for free, you don't even need to bring a man with you, and you will get a free night!"
It was obviously a very sincere answer, but the other party blocked him again in a very rude manner, which made Zhao Quan's sincerity go down the drain, and couldn't help but sigh sadly, "Oh, what a bunch of stuff!"
Want a car?Want a room?Zi said: What a fart...
Zhao Quan wasn't interested in this kind of snobbery, and it was already giving Bai Yuee a lot of face if he didn't directly attack him.
After putting away the phone, he waited for Lu Dong after a short while.
Alright, now it's time to get to work.
Dead dog spirit, you wait for me!
(End of this chapter)